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  • manager: we need you to work faster! Corporate is chewing my ass because you aren't hustling!
  • Me: hahaha cool man *gets paid by the hour*
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i just found out there’s gonna be a lunar eclipse on my 34th birthday so that’s pretty  cool i guess

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The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

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TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

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rumpelstiltskln:

first day at middle school must haves

rumpelstiltskln:

first day at middle school must haves

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People say shit… I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit.

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thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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