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"We did have a part in The Royal Tenenbaums that was written for Jason, but it got cut out. He played a boy who lived across the street from them.”Wes Anderson.

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allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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menthuthuyoupi:

I WAS PEEING AT THE GAY CLUB AND SOME MAN LITERALLY JUST PUT HIS HAND IN THE WAY OF MY PEE STREAM CUPPED A HAND FULL OF MY PISS AND THE BEGAN TO SIP IT????????????? LMMMAAAOOO IM DYING WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE

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theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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"

[Inherent Vice] is apparently a very faithful adaptation of Thomas Pynchon’s novel, which offers a zany blend of humor that could — I stress could — prove a tough sell to Academy types.

"It’s BONKERS — weird, weird, weird," one person who saw the film told me. "It made me laugh out loud several times, but not in the ways you might expect. The humor is not so much Boogie Nights as I think a lot of people are expecting. For reals, it tips into, like, Zucker bros.-level gags and broad humor. But, obviously, mixed with his other sensibilities. Strange, beguiling tone."

"It’s a sui generis mix of broad comedy, suspense, romance, melancholy, and a touch of menace - unlike anything I can think of," said [another source.]

I’m told Josh Brolin stands out in the supporting ranks and that Martin Short’s work as a druggie dentist is “batshit insane.”Another compared the film to Robert Altman’s The Long Goodbye, starring Elliott Gould, “but amped up to 11.”

"[Joaquin] Phoenix is in practically every scene, then I guess [Josh] Brolin has the second-biggest part. All the other names are extended cameos. Well, Del Toro has a BIT more than that, but not much."

"It looks gorgeous, though stylistically, it’s somewhat more restrained than [PTA’s] other films. That’s because it’s a lot of conversations, and he chooses to cover them with staid, well-composed back-and-forth static shots, or ‘two-shots’ that sloowwwllly push in."

"The music is more all over the place than usual, and he uses a few songs of the era. The score is much more Radiohead-sounding, just by way of having actual guitar and drums thrown in. There’s some atmospheric electronic stuff in there, too."

"
— Cigarrettes & Red Vines reports about Inherent Vice (via bucknakedandthepanda)
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cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.



SONG - UnknownAllstar City
ARTIST - UnknownM83 / Smash Mouth
ALBUM - Unknown
PLAYED - 257405 times

silvermender:

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

shrek is love 

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