A dream of dark and troubling things
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
Meanwhile, Larry actor Jason Biggs and George “Pornstache” Mendez actor Pablo Schrieber will not appear in Season 3.
English major: Shakespeare is awesome
Me, an engineering major: But was he able to build a bridge
English major: *drops out of college*
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
Why, Grumpy, you do care!
You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp